boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

(Source: myheadisspooky)

lets-go-lesbos:

so let me get this straight. we can make a kids’ movie about a woman who falls in love with a bee, but making a kids’ movie about a woman who falls in love with another woman would be too inappropriate? 

Don’t you get it? I chose you, over anyone else. I always fucking choose you.

(via shutdownthecity)

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sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

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bunny-banana:

dankleaf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:



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NOBODY SAY A WORD

bunny-banana:

dankleaf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

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????

NOBODY SAY A WORD

(Source: mellssa)

space-bag:

foreveranerd10:

never-obey:

cassandrajp:

tarynel:

lastnightsmusings:

"i am not at all physically attracted to you"

is an absolutely valid reason to not want to date someone.

People had the nerve to call me shallow for this.

By the way, it’s also totally cool to turn someone down without explaining your reasons. You are not interested, no will suffice. Do not feel pressured to explain your decisions to someone else. 

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Saving this

wish i had realized this last year

(Source: redsuns-n-orangemoons)

teapotprincess:

thecutestofthecute:

crowley-for-king:

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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Majestic creatures.

dulect:

teacher: I’m really disappointed that you failed the test

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eclecticpandas:

gross cartoon jokes you didn’t get when you were a kid

eclecticpandas:

gross cartoon jokes you didn’t get when you were a kid

(Source: the-glitter-clit)