obesitycore:

I WANT TO KISS YOUR DUMB FACE AND MAKE YOU DUMB PANCAKES AND DUMB PILLOW FORTS AND I JUST WNAT TO BE DUMB WITH YOU LETS BE DUMB TOGETHER 

Tyrion appreciation week » Day 2: favourite relationship → with his family

thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

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colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(Source: mermeme)

theirishshit:

everyones getting in relationships and I can’t even find my other sock

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

Anonymous whispered:
Sorry but you're opinion on feminism really went down the drain when you slut shamed girls by saying how sluts are a turn off. Oh sorry that's just an innocent preference my bad didn't mean to discriminate against men

asian:

Are you fucking stupid? I said that I didn’t like promiscuous girls. Is it wrong to prefer someone that didn’t had hundred relationships with another guys? Once again it is my preference and your opposition to it will not change my mind at all.

catswithbenefits:

time flies when you’re throwing watches

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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(Source: thesassycat)

omgtsn:

human:

android users be like 

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yea so we can stop lookin at ya nasty ass while we on the phone

(Source: human)

dialupmodem:

uunq:

chesterthecheetah:

okay tumblr i have a game

take this image and keep adding onto it

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(Source: greatjaggi)

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kirk-:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

thanks

(Source: gaaaaaaaaaambit)

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

(Source: stuartstormborn)